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Tony: Peter, you can’t just go after such dangerous criminals during patrol! You’re not ready yet.
Peter: *broken and bloody* oh gee-whiz you’re right Mr. Stark, I guess I should ask them politely “excuse me Mr. criminal I know your busy criminaling and all, but can you please wait a few years? because I’M nOt ReAdY yEt!”
Tony: sorry kid, I can’t understand you. In this house, we don’t speak disrespect!
Harley, screaming from the other room: B*TCH SINCE WHEN?!!?!?!?
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roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
Wtf
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
THE POST, THE P O S T
We’re starving might as well have a giggle xo
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Relatable.
Office Job vs Retail Job by @noobtheloser
Check out Confessions of a Retail Worker
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#I told my mom once about the ‘lean / clean’ thing and she straight-up didn’t believe me #BUT SURELY THEY LET YOU SIT DOWN WHEN THERE ARE NO CUSTOMERS #she said to me confidently #oh mom
AHAHAHAHAHAHA “sit down when there are no customers,” that’s a good one!
I honestly thought that the whole “time to lean time to clean” thing was exclusive to one of my first jobs working (illegally) at a pub. We got told this all the time.
This happens everywhere?!
@toddreu Very common phrase (at least here in the US)
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This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.
one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life
Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.
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The RNC sent me a notice of official census material that was actually a fundraiser for the republican candidates running in the midterms. The paperwork was presented as being an official document required to be filled out by law, but it was patently false. This is corruption. This is meant to deceive people into giving data and money to a political party under the guise of nonpartisan census data. This undermines trust in the census, local government, and the democratic process. This is beyond disgusting, and I’m mailing back the form to tell the RNC how I really feel about their bullshit.
Signal boost. LOOK OUT FOR THIS BULLSHIT!
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Green has arrived! More amazing covers!
- Tommy: Dragonzord!
- Zack: Mastodon!
- Kimberly: Pteradactyl!
- Billy: Triceratops!
- Trini: Sabertooth Tiger!
- Jason: Tyrannosaurus
- Tommy: Dragonzord!
